the thing with our family is that our sense of humor involves pain. if someone is in pain we all laugh at them. don't act like you don't do it too! we've all watched and laughed along to funny and sometimes disgusting scenes on tv while cringing! so ur in the weird humor basket with us as well!
one thing u should all know about my sister monica is that she is a super hygiene freak. so to make her life a little bit more fun, my sister does these little things in which she will pick one victim in our family and give them hell.
lately the victim has been our frazzeled and frantic mother dearest who is the most hilarious person to wind up just because of the hilarious things that come out of her mouth.
when cooking it is normal for us to use our hands sometimes when adding right? well according to monica, it's disgusting and you should never use your hands in the kitchen.
so tonight monica catches mother dearest using her hands to mix something into a salad. she looks at me and gives me a 'watch what i'm gonna do' look and repeatedly says 'that's disgusting! i'm not gonna eat that anymore! you're so gross! i'm not eating it!!!'
and mother dearest tries to reassure her that it's ok and that she was in a hurry and that she did wash her hands but gets angry and gives up trying to defend herself so she yells back saying 'you know what? i scratched my ass before handling your food! and i always do before i make your food!' and storms out.
everyone goes silent. monica then says 'so we gonna eat or what?' which we all respond to with an uproar of laughter.
we all love each other really... somewhere deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down